Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Matthew Bell The <i>IoS</i> Diary (16/05/10)

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A bustling time for done at home staff at No 10, who are elbow-deep in soap wash forward of the Camerons" move. A group of French polishers has come in to correct the majority very old wooden desks, that have suffered from 3 years of mobile phones drifting by the air. According to my man with the Pledge, there is one square of seat in particular, an oval list in a room unaware Horse Guards Parade, subsequent to the fight room, that is thought to have been used by Gordon Brown, and is lonesome in scratches and gouges where it has obviously been stabbed by a pen. Happily, the Civil Services French polishers are henceforth on standby. No, really.

This time last year the BBCs Middle East correspondent, Jeremy Bowen, was reprimanded for creation assumingly anti-Israeli remarks. Now he is in a plight once again for describing the stream tragedy in between the US and Israel as "enjoyable". In an essay on the BBC headlines website he wrote that: "It has been an surprising and beguiling new experience to be means to see on as the Israelis argued with their majority critical ally." Uh oh the Israeli run is not happy about that. So Bowen has rushed out a correction, blaming an modifying glitch, dogmatic he meant to contend it had been beguiling for the Palestinians, not for him. Oh, no, of march not not at all enjoyable.

As the vigour mounts for Roman Polanski to be extradited, supporters of the abashed executive are observant he is as well vexed to face charges. Two members of the French Academy visited Polanski last week and declared, "He is in danger.... We are unequivocally disturbed for him." Then Fr�d�ric Mitterrand, the apportion of culture, weighed in, saying, "I am disturbed for his health", and the online egghead examination La règle du jeu talked of "signs of critical basin that direct an evident ransom [from the process]". Last week a British singer claimed to have been raped by Polanski in Paris in 1982, five years after the crime for that he is longed for was committed in Los Angeles. If he is ill we goal he has the fitness of Ernest Saunders, one of the Guinness Four who was expelled from jail after claiming he had Alzheimer"s, an untreatable disease. He after done a supernatural recovery.

Why did the New Statesman go to imitation a day early? The stream issue of Jason Cowleys severe weekly came out on Wednesday instead of the usual Thursday and is full of history-in-the-making articles job for Clegg to side with Brown. "Nick Clegg teeters on the tightrope of power," thunders a double-page editorial, and Mehdi Hasans governing body mainstay pleads embarrassingly: "Dont misuse us, Nick." Had the mag come out as normal, twenty-four hours later, they would have well known the result, but it looks similar to Cowley thought they could lean Clegg in his decision-making by entrance out early. Bless!

We"re gay that Mark Francois, the Conservative MP for Rayleigh, was re-elected, for no reason alternative than that his email residence amuses us: francoism@parliament.uk. The former shade apportion for Europe is not abashed of ostensible to await General Franco, even if it done communications with his Spanish counterparts tricky. Besides, says Edward McMillan-Scott, a crony and the vice-president of the European Parliament, "Mark is a Conservative nationalist, only similar to the usual clarification of General Franco."

Harold Pinter competence have been a crotchety old fella but he did see after his wives. When Vivien Merchant came home from filming Alfie with a black eye, Pinter went ballistic, according to the drive-in theatre director, Lewis Gilbert, in his autobiography. Merchant had asked Michael Caine to slap her for genuine during a scene, so she could give a bigger reaction, he recalls. "The sunrise after we filmed, the phone rang. It was Pinter. He longed for to know what the ruin we were up to, since his mother had a black eye and an god like hash opposite her face. Hadnt Michael Caine listened of acting, he said. Slaps are to be faked!" Touching, but Pinter would after dont think about his manners when he heartlessly tossed Merchant in reserve for Lady Antonia Fraser.

m.bell@independent.co.uk

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